January 8 - National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher’s Day
March 3 is … I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day.
I don’t really like jelly beans. :/
November 30th:
Stay at Home Because You are Well Day
Fuck yeah everybody be lazy on my birthday
August 30
National Toasted Marshmallow Day
fuck
yes
September 25…..NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY…..gfjdkslkjghfjk I’m having a heart attack
NATIONAL CRUSH A CAN DAY
WHAT
WHAT
July 14: National Nude Day
YES. NEKKID PARTY AT MY PAD
January 12: Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day (alrighty then!)
October 24: national bologna day
CoolcoolMarch 15: The Ides of March
AWESOME, THE DAY JULIUS CAESAR WAS ASSASSINATED. im gun die.
(Source: theatricaltruths)
August 9: The day Nagasaki was bombed….not really a national day but yeah…. :l
My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It Day lol
Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your Mate Day Kiss Your Mate (creds. to weipon)
National Card Reading Day e____e
October 6 is … German-American Day and Come and Take It Day Come and Take It Day my thoughts
National Mud Pack Day lol
December 6 is, National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
November 20 Absurdity Day :P
Neither Rain Nor Snow Day. Aww ♥
…………. Unlucky day. (▼⌒▼メ)
March 28 is … Something On A Stick Day The hell? Ahh it was 2 days away from I Am In Control Day as well. D:
January 28 is … National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day …WHAT THE HELL
Apple Dumpling day…?? What even...an apple dumpling OTL
October 13th: National Peanut Festival I LIKE PEANUTS.
National Dance Like A Chicken
March 21 is … Fragrance Day LOL oook
November 12th …. National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day YESSS PIZZA ALL THE WAYY AS;DLFKJASHDF’;ASDLFKJASLDF...
November 23 is … National Cashew Day LOL is this why I love Cashew? =)
Eight Track Day =_=” yaaayyy….
eat what you want day! *-* XD
Gaudy Day ! Time to reveal my true self ! hahah
National Gum Drop Day Oo
January 14 is … National Dress Up Your Pet Day~~kya (•̪┌┐•̪)
June 23rd .. National Pink Day FUCK YEAH I LOVE PINK :D
August 25th, Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
Forget-Me-Not Day Well… that’s interesting
World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day Okay. According to Wikipedia, it’s International Day of Older Persons. It is...
Pop Goes the Weasel Day oh
Start your own country day? Hmm. Yes perfect.
Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day I LIKE THIS. I LIKE IT A LOT.
Something On A Stick Day really?!
September 25th…National Comic Book Day. Cool Beans!!
… Name Your Poison...Um. Guise? No seriously…guise….
*dying* No, no one can beat that. :D
Bet you can’t beat National Roast Suckling Pig Day
National Battery Day guys… Not sure if they mean assault or the things that make toys work.
Ratcatcher’s Day. I was born on Ratcatcher’s Day…
National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover’s Day >_____________________> DAFAQ? I thought it was Self-Harm Awareness Day....
October 1 is … World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day FUCK YOU, I LIKE EATING MEAT. Magic Circles Day though…I could...
National Lazy Day :D